Drunk On The Bathroom Floor

The face upon the barroom floor aka the face on the floor and the face on the barroom floor is a poem originally written by the poet john henry titus in 1872.

Drunk on the bathroom floor.

After a couple hours a club bathroom will have clumps of make up around the sink and on the mirrors suspicious sprinkles from drunk girls who missed while trying to hover over the toilet seat likely a pair of shoes or tights that someone abandoned crumpled up papers with unwanted phone numbers maybe even vomit somewhere it gets disgusting. A later version was adapted from the titus poem by hugh antoine d arcy in 1887 and first published in the new york dispatch. Dat guy is stupid drunk. This girl was the victim of a slippery bathroom floor when she lost her balance and fell hard onto it in front of a crowd of other girls waiting.

This great passed out naked on the bathroom floor recipe is made with rumple minze jagermeister cuervo gold tequila bacardi 151 proof rum. Drunk girl slips and falls on bathroom floor.